The following top 10 list is non-fictional and has actually happened in one of the ordinary days of lytenix.


3.beaten by teacher for playing in class

<lytenix has entered classroom>
<ahbunz has entered classroom>
<ahlanz has entered classroom>

ahlanz:so dis is teh plan. 2nite we go pwn teh zakum pq. then we is teh 1337!

ahbun & lytenix: yay! ^_^

*ahbunz releases secret attack fart generator on lytenix*

lytenix: zomg!!! hax!! fart generator is teh lvl 100000 skill!!

*reports abuse*

GM_beatrice: go bak 2 seat noob!

lytenix: O_O GM ACCOUNT GOT HACK!!!

*GM_beatrice uses feather dust attack n hp -2000*

*tombstone*

lytenix: T_T


2. beaten by group of psychotic boys

<lytenix has entered class corridor>
<hiewxjanice has entered class corridor>
<super_yen has entered class corridor>
<squarehead_goh has entered class corridor>

hiew: lawl. noob!joo can't touch teh ceiling!

lytenix: can too!

all: prove it noob!

*lytenix jumps to touch ceiling*

*fission mailed*

*lytenix is gangbanged*


1.falling into drain, getting shirt all muddy during recess

<lytenix has entered canteen>
<squarehead_goh has entered canteen>
<super_yen90 has entered canteen>

lytenix: ZOMG!!1!!1! hp below 20!!! need pots nao!!shift+1!!1!

*lytenix purchased grape drink for 500 mesos*

lytenix: ^_^

*lytenix suddenly falls in lorna drain trap n hp -50*

*tombstone*

super_yen90 and squarehead_goh: O_O LAWL!!!11!!1!!NOOB!!!

lytenix: T_T

Saintless_Lorna: lawl. mah trap card. lololololol




yea, im bored